Saturday, December 31, 2005

Red Bumps Under Beard



dear and esteemed friends,

but go fuck ...!

I apologize, I have left everything. Otherwise the risk of not being accepted here nel programma di AdSense. Devo fare attenzione  a moderare il linguaggio. Quindi da ora in poi scusatemi, ma dovrò fare molta attenzione a ciò che dico e a come lo dico.
Tra l’altro… parlando di AdSense... Non c’è ancora stato seguito alla mia ultima lettera aperta al loro stimatissimo Team. Probabilmente si tratta delle vacanze… saranno già in montagna a sciare con i lupi e le marmotte.

So che nessuno leggerà per qualche giorno questo post, ma io sono un alternativo a tutti i costi… e quindi, invece di andare in vacanza, per l’ultimo dell’anno, sono rimasto a casa a scrivere auguri su internet (diciamo che la mancanza di denaro ha avuto un certo weight in my choice).

So ... have fun, eat, drink, riproducetevi (fuck I did not pass the team) and then run away without leaving a name or address (I recommend). Do all this, but remember those who remain at home, and save a few cents for the less fortunate. If you will let me have your money I will personally I have to get them to the most needy (my travel needs you).

Happy 2006!



PS I invite you to visit my friend. He also source Biella, is not bad person, rather it is one of the few remaining specimens of Biella attend. Must dire che ormai ha lasciato la bella cittadina molti anni fa per trasferirsi prima a Pavia, poi a Milano, ed infine a Vercelli. Quindi diciamo che è meno biellese del sottoscritto.
Ha creato da poco un bel blog che sono sicuro molti di voi potranno ingrassare con ricchi racconti personali. Ma non voglio svelarvi troppo. Correte a visitarlo, sicuramente gradirete… cliccate qui

Friday, December 30, 2005

Anna Miyasita Ichigo Milk

2006 Open letter to the AdSense team

Ho letto della possibilità di inserire un po’ di pubblicità sul blog, di quella che Google chiama AdSense per intenderci. Per ogni clik che il visitatore fa, io ricevo una certa cifra (dubito che con 100 clik potrei cambiare l’auto…ma tutto aiuta).
Visto che il mio scopo è quello to raise funds to help the world, I thought it a bit 'of advertising would not have spoiled. And then I thought of you. Every day you are flooded with advertisements of all kinds: from paper to soft ass extra oil for engines that can use it instead of Vaseline. In short, I wanted to make sure that what you felt you, that you are not obliged to give up for a few minutes a day to useful tips for purchasing. Boys
the question is always the same "I always worry and just to the next." I sacrifice myself for you ...

But then my best intentions crashing in front of a letter from the AdSense team, which I refused politely (but still rejection of it) my request to join their program. This means: no advertising for you, and no money for the neediest [1] .
The reason for refusal states the following reasons:
- Inappropriate Language. "

Now I wonder what they mean the gentlemen of the AdSense team with this reasoning, since the link with reference to more detailed explanations, however, leaves me unsatisfied. So I decide to take advantage of the kindness of the team, asking for their explanation. The text of my open letter to the AdSense team.

"Dear Team AdSense

thank you immediately with the speed with whom you have reviewed my application to join your program.
admit that I have read, initially, so careful of your policies and, therefore, when I have been refused membership application to your program, for lack of compliance with Regulation I figured that I had neglected to complete some form or accept any clause.
What, however, left me puzzled was the reason you put forward: "Inappropriate Language". Now I went to read with more attention, the regulation at the link you suggeritomi, and my astonishment could not only increase.
Since I'm young and inexperienced on the internet and more in general, I have some questions to ask so I hope to give you as many answers.

Rereading the text of Article I posted I could, in fact, find some phrases that could be considered inappropriate, even for an audience of children under 8 years but who would not offend an older audience. In any case I am referring to your fair, equitable and final trial. I only ask some more specific explanations by analyzing in detail the individual sentences that may have been the subject of an indictment.

In the second section I finished the sentence referring to "shitty place where I live." I understand that the word "shit" can seem a bit 'strong, but I assure you that if you tried to spend one week agreed with my opinion. In any case, I wonder if a substitution of the phrase "place of shit" with "not really pleasant place" could be useful in order to obtain permission to participate in your program?
Not only that, I would be willing to change even the next sentence of the paragraph in which I refer to "flounder and birds never before seen" with something more scientific (and therefore beyond any possible criticism) like "vaginas and penises exotic. "
In the fifth paragraph I mention the word "process" that could change to "toilet". Also in this section I realized I was falling into racism, abandoning the term, perhaps now a bit 'pejorative of "Moroccan", to refer to an inhabitant of North Africa. In reality, these people may also come from Tunisia, Egypt or any other country in the Maghreb. I can imagine that discomfort can try a Tunisian being mistaken for a Moroccan almost the same as an Italian would have if it was called French or German. The term "Arab" could be guessed, but given the times we live sounds worse than an insult. I would prefer, if ok with you, adopt the terminology of "extra" comparing it the "Moroccan" to a Swiss American or whatever. In the penultimate paragraph
use again the term "pussy", which are obviously quite willing to change, as previously, "vagina". Finally
know how I used the word "fuck" in exclamation meaning in the phrase "working very well, shit." I admit I have no problem to change this term to something more bland like "gosh" or "din Dirindina", although you'll agree with me that it incurs a loss of incisiveness. Also, always talking about "fuck", I must draw your attention to this as he is, now, in the mouths of everyone from middle school girl to lady ultra sixties ... that indeed, it would like much more than it actually has.
Personally, as an apprentice writer, I have no objection to put the "dick" in the mouths of my interlocutors, whenever he sees the possibility.
However, out of the question, which I will refer to any of your mandatory decision.

thank you for your attention and look infinite kindness and your feedback will I offer my most sincere wishes for a happy new year, be extended to all your families. Sincerely


Edward Pozzi "I


the letter I wrote to them. Now we have to wait and see if il loro spirito umanitario sarà all’altezza delle circostanze.


[1] Ricordo che per chi non se lo ricordasse, che questo blog ha lo scopo di raccogliere fondi per il programma Umanitario “Aiutami ad aiutare”. Il programma vuole raccogliere questi fondi per permettere al sottoscritto di andare in vacanza nei paesi poveri del mondo. Con le mie vacanze io posso spendere i vostri soldi in quei paesi ed aiutare le loro economie. Ovviamente mi presto a tutto questo in nome della prosperità dei paesi poveri. Io non chiedo agli Stati Ricchi di annullare il loro credito verso i paesi poveri (scritto in minuscolo perchè poveri), bensì cerco di farmi attore attivo nel promuovere le economie di questi paesi on site.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Hyperhidrosis Hypothyroidism

help me to help: a new project for a better world

After much thought (not true, but it always says so) I decided to open a new blog for my crap shoot. In the end it makes no sense to continue Vietnamese Blog. So this is the new address. Take note why do not repeat it.

I also wanted to thank you for the lack of support in this past month. I know that many of you have read to latch my adventures (ask that much, only when I talked about sex have made comments) but nothing you have written to encourage them on a path rather than another.
The idea today was to continue to write, but I thought about it. I know that you are men of culture, people from open-minded, that you will not damn feel nothing telling considerations on Italy and in particular that shitty place where I live.
On the other hand I'm the man of the world. I think I found my natural habitat in the journey. Yes, because I feel like the new Darwin. I travel every day and then I will tell new stories about cultures unknown to you, on a distant and exotic places on sparrows and birds never before seen such strange birds (hairless)
... And I discover more and more I want to try to discover ... and I hear him through the air like that you have read and discovers me. It is the strength of culture (the culture that lies between the thighs of a woman who wants to be disclosed for the sake of the whole world).

But enough with the introductions. I will come to the point. I must propose a deal. One smart thing that will bring so much to everyone. Think how much money each year thrown in the toilet: begging on the street, the church offers, offers to save the drowning of the Tsunami (so that if they drowned ...), the remote island of the famous voting (which is required to the work of Ventura cocaine), the tele voting for Miss Italy (which are all processes in the meantime), bids to the Moroccan ... and here I interrupt you but I could go on until March next year. Just think 'all this money if you convogliaste them in a large project (not everyone, but only a part, or even più!). Un fondo unico, il cui beneficiario (IO) li utilizzerei per poter viaggiare per il mondo e portare a casa vostra ogni giorno notizie fresche sulle culture lontane.
Pensate a quale progetto fantastico potreste farvi partecipi. Altro che acquistare un’enciclopedia. Voi potreste dire orgogliosamente: “Io aderisco al progetto Passera nel Mondo ”. Meglio del giornale del mattino. Infatti mi impegnerei a scrivere regolarmente sul blog per raccontarvi cosa succede nel mondo, quali atteggiamenti e quali tendenze stanno prendendo piede nel Sud Est Asiatico (per iniziare il viaggio). Inoltre aiutereste l’economia di paesi in via di sviluppo. Infatti io spenderei i Vostri soldi per rilanciare l’economia di these countries. You ask how? Here are some examples: prostitution, massage, restaurants, hotels (for hours and at night), scuba diving. I would buy a lot of objects created by the hands of children as young as 5 years (they work well fuck, I could take them in Italy) ensuring them remunerative work and leisure (which would keep them away from the streets and false ideologies of the school). In short, a humanitarian project in general. Catching up on your property, you had also the good of all those with whom I would come in contact. Ù
I know, thinking about it almost hurts my heart. But I have done so. Before I think of others and then myself. Probably'll never be rich and famous, but I can not do it. My thought is sempre rivolto al prossimo.

Vi chiedo perciò di fare un’offerta (bastano anche pochi centesimi) sul seguente conto corrente:

Banca Fineco
EDOARDO POZZI
cc 376656
ABI 03015
CAB 03200

Pensateci. Con un solo gesto vi garantirete un’informazione quotidiana di altissimo livello (in fondo sono dottore!) e assicurerete uno sviluppo ed una prosperità a paesi poveri ed un posto di lavoro a tanti bambini!

Aiutatemi ad aiutare!